ProcrastinationProphetesschool

Welcome to the ProcrastinationProphetesschool, where the art of doing nothing is revered as a higher art form.

Here, we offer courses in Extreme Procrastination, Advanced Procrastination, and Procrastination Prophetic Theory.

Our faculty includes:

• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Expert in Procrastination Prophesy and Extreme Procrastination
• Dr. Emily P. Fidget, Specialist in Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Mr. Nigel N. Dozing, Master of Procrastination Prophetic Meditation

Our courses include:

• Procrastination Prophetic Meditation
• Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Procrastination Prophesy and Theology
• Extreme Procrastination

Apply now, and join the ranks of the ProcrastinationProphetesschool's esteemed alumni, who have gone on to achieve greatness in the fields of Extreme Procrastination, Advanced Procrastination, and Procrastination Prophetic Theory!

(Please note that our application process involves a 30-minute video essay on the topic of 'The History of Procrastination as a Higher Art Form'.)

Don't worry, we have a team of expert procrastinators who will guide you through the application process, which can take anywhere from 3 to 10 years to complete.

Apply now, and join the ranks of the ProcrastinationProphetesschool's esteemed alumni!